Cats will sit outside your closed bedroom door beeping so sadly and brokenly and then when you finally let them in they walk around for 10 seconds and leave
Caleb, former honeypot who has never formed a healthy romantic relationship in his life: I am so ashamed, I have sexually manipulated Essek into giving up his super secret time magic
Essek, demisexual panic wizard who is literally just trying to avoid being convicted of treason: you what
hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start
